How to Man Up a Chick Car

Do you have a vehicle that is considered "feminine" by your friends or by yourself? This multi-step process teaches you how to make a man-mobile out of your chick car.

Steps

Car

1. 1
   Lower ground clearance- a smaller stance increases sex appeal.

   
   
2. 2
   Add New Rims- Adding a fancy set of rims improves flare and appearance.
3. 3
   Install a Spoiler- Increases appearance and makes car more maneuverable.

Truck/SUV

1. 1
   Install Lift Kits- Adding ground clearance makes the truck more aggressive.
2. 2
   Get Larger Tires/Tread- Increases clearance and capability.
3. 3
   Add on Large Exhaust Tubes- Increase volume and appearance.
4. 4
   Put on Roll/Nerf Bars- Beef up the trucks' protection and appearance.
5. 5
   Install some Fog Lights- Allow truck to travel in low light/foggy conditions.
6. 6
   Have a Winch put on. Helps to tow or help pull out stuck vehicles. Consider the size of your vehicle with this addition.
7. 7
   Have a Large trailer Ball/Hitch- Let's you haul large trailers/campers/etc.

   
   

Tips

• There are many general ways to man up a car that are universal to all types of vehicles.
  • Make it loud: Increasing the decibel output of a vehicle is commonly related to manhood. However, some ladies may believe you to be "compensating for something" thus "shrinki-dink". This can be achieved through a loud sound system, increasing the bore on the muffler, adding a louder horn, and adding a super/turbo-charger.
  • Man Colors: Obviously, changing the colors from a "feminine color" to a boy's color is substantial. Examples of feminine colors include Pink, Yellow, Purple, and any light colors. Man colors include: Black, dark Blue, Red, Green, and Orange is a maybe.
  • Add Chrome: Any car will look manly with the addition of chrome.
• 4. Hydraulics: Any vehicle increases appeal with hydraulic kits.

Warnings

• Don't go overboard with the chrome, don't do anything illegal, drive under the speed limit, and always wear your seat belt.
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